...I haven't been bad this year...

I think if Santa is going to judge my behavior over the last year, I ought to be entitled to legal representation

If I was raised in a better environment, I wouldn't do things like that.

I've been extremely good all year!

I've got a good home and a best friend. What more could a tiger want?

Another show extolling love and peace interrupted every seven minutes by commercials extolling greed and waste

What goes down must come up

That was quite a ride

I wonder how a crabby guy like him got to be.....

I like Mom to be impressed when I fulfill the least of my obligations