We'll I sure hope santa's watching now , seeing as I'm being so good.

Because tigers need to stay lean and mean

Dad, if you threw a snowball at someone, but deliberately missed, would that "bad"?

By abandoning representationalism, I'm free to express myself with pure form.

Genius is never understood in its own time.

Any dumb kid can build a snowman, but it takes a genius like me to create art.

WUMP!

Anyone at all besides Calvin?

...I haven't been bad this year...

I think if Santa is going to judge my behavior over the last year, I ought to be entitled to legal representation

If I was raised in a better environment, I wouldn't do things like that.

I've been extremely good all year!

I've got a good home and a best friend. What more could a tiger want?

Another show extolling love and peace interrupted every seven minutes by commercials extolling greed and waste

What goes down must come up

That was quite a ride

I wonder how a crabby guy like him got to be.....

I like Mom to be impressed when I fulfill the least of my obligations

Doggone it, she did it again!

A lot of people don't have principles, but I do!

You're just trying to get ride of me, aren't you?

Is the salmon fresh?

(Almost) everything as a price.... 

But then we wouldn't be happy

How difficult is to find an equilibrium between two people!

But how can we appease the mighty snow demons if we don't sacrifice anyleaves?!

I'm more the legendary type

Live for the moment

Until you stalk and overrun you can't devour anyone

The real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it

More than we want to remember

That's because I'm a genius

It'll be your fault for not doing the work for me

Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?

This is a precious statement. Ignorance is so much easier, instantaneous and many times much more rewarding. I believe I'm not an ignorant person, but I can think a few times where I choosed ignorance. Ignorance is a very good tool to defend us from many things. Ignorance can bring us instant happiness . Ignorance is able to give us the feeling we are understanding everything. Ignorance is something I will not gave up, it is rather so etching I will use in small portions in my daily life according to my needs and the context. Above all ignorance is important to help us to overcome some challenges we do not need to overcome. 

The fate of the universe doesn't depend on...

It was due today, but I told the teacher I wasn't quite finished

Timelines is something that are not equal for everybody.

I hate taking messages

All history up to this point has been spent preparing the world for mypresence

Lighting quick reflexes

I wonder why man was put on earth

Some people can't handle a little variety

Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life existselsewhere in the universe...

Only kids are able to see in a very simple way the lack of intelligence of human kind. The real value is the nature around us. Not the dollars or euros. The nature as taken thousand of thousands of years in evolution. Learning with the errors and awarding the winners of evolution. In a very simple way. With no hurry or pressure to deviate from the nature guidance that is the evolution of species from the great Darwin. If I was a alien from anothe planet or galaxy, and if I had time to see how we solve our problems and how we manage our own worlds for sure that I would not contact earth. May be I could wait until the all the world is on ashes to do the first contact. The remaining issue is m how can I live in a world like this? There is no chance to change from this world to a new one. How can we survive? This is one if the reasons why I think I'm getting a worst person every year it passes. As I'm not able to do anything to change it I become a frustrated and unhappy person. 

Quick, what's 11+7?

Quick and simple answers is something I'm always trying to get. But with experience I found that there is no quick and easy answers. Because sometimes the one it will reply does not know the answer. Because the answer is not simple. Because nobody wants to give me a answer because it could jeopardize something. Because they never though in the topic to give a clear answer. Because there is no answer at all. Because it will take too much time and there is no more time. Because they are tired to give the same answer too many times. Because religion doesn't not allow to give answers. Because politics does not allow to have answers. Because the answer is to hard to be said. Because I asked to the wrong person. Because ....

Life is too short to live around questions and answers. 

Really?

There's no limits to imagination. Our imagination helps us to overcome the daily routine life. 

The world is a complicated place

Spewed it all across the table!

Do you want to hear a riddle I made up?

There are always people with a strong feeling that they are very humoristic. Feeling that they have the best joke or riddle on the room. People with a self-confidence with the size of the universe. Whenever I need to be on the same room as these kind of people it is always a challenge to keep inside the room. They try to manage the room discussion. Fortunately this is not a daily challenge but sometimes happen. What to do when it happens? 2 options: if does not impact you or your work just smile and shake your head up and down. If it impacts go to fight since the first second!!!!

It could've happened by accident!

I believe most of things in my life have happen by accident. And I also believe I'm not able to leverage in most of these most things. We should take advantage of what life gives us. We don't  control everything, actually we control almost nothing. But we should take the right decision when we are able to control something. I don't regret most of things have done in my short life, however I know that if I had taken different decisions I've been living a very different life today. But this is a learning process and improves with age. But most probably when I will be an expert leveraging in key situations I will be too old to live them totally. The best solution is not to think so much in decisions and live life as it is. 

That's a new one

Good excuses are always difficult to think about. It is not easy to create a good excuse under pressure, and it is even worst when you're in a completely different world. This happens to me sometimes, at work or at home. Sometimes I need time to be alone and think about something far away from my daily life.  But the pressure to be present in the daily life is huge. Too huge! And when I came back to reality there's always a good probability to give a bad excuse why I didn't made a specific report or why I didn't put the dishes in the washing machine yet. 

That's a lot to live down for just one evening

Erros, erros, erros. Uma chatice cometer erros. Que chatice não se poder corrigir os erros que se fazem. São passado. Não se pode voltar atrás. Só se podem remendar mas não corrigir. Erros. Erros diferentes têm pesos diferentes. Para outros podem ter um peso colossal e para nós um peso mínimo.  O erro grande é aquele que não nos deixa dormir. Nem ,ais que seja porque o erro foi comer demasiado ao jantar..... Erros, não vivemos sem eles, alguém tem de os cometer para todos aprendermos com os erros. Erros, não existem ninguém que nunca os tenha cometido, apesar de alguns não aprenderem com eles. Erros....

Someone had to stay home

Alguém tem de assumir a responsabilidade. Assumir que tem de fazer a tarefa. Partilhar a responsabilidade de uma tarefa é meio caminho andado para algo correr mal. Por outro lado depositar a responsabilidade toda numa única pessoa é criar uma situação de stress extrema. O ideal é partir as responsabilidades. Um conjunto de responsabilidades individuais fazem um conjunto que funciona. O mais difícil de tudo é mesmo definir quais as responsabilidades de cada um, e ao mesmo tempo garantir que entendem todos qual a sua responsabilidade e qual a dos outros. Mas se isto fosse fácil não tinha piada. 

Negotiated settlements

Na vida, nas amizades, nas relações, no trabalho, na vida começamos sempre sem regras negociadas. Porque as regras já existem ou porque ainda não existem, partimos sempre de um posição de desconforto sem saber bem quais são as regras. Temos tendência a usar as regras que a educação e a sociedade nos ensinaram. Quase nunca é suficiente. Temos sempre de medir qual foram as regras que foram ensinadas aos outros. Quais as regram que os outros seguem para sabermos se podemos ajustar as nossas regras de convivência com as deles. E nem sempre é fácil este ajuste. Ou porque nos não estamos abertos a mudar as nossas regras, ou vice versa, ou os dois aos mesmo tempo. No final é sempre uma roleta russa.