We'll I sure hope santa's watching now , seeing as I'm being so good.

Because tigers need to stay lean and mean

Dad, if you threw a snowball at someone, but deliberately missed, would that "bad"?

By abandoning representationalism, I'm free to express myself with pure form.

Genius is never understood in its own time.

Any dumb kid can build a snowman, but it takes a genius like me to create art.

WUMP!

Anyone at all besides Calvin?

...I haven't been bad this year...

I think if Santa is going to judge my behavior over the last year, I ought to be entitled to legal representation